Where's Your Boyfriend? How to survive the worst question of the holidays

Where’s your boyfriend?  If you’re single, straight, and female, this question should be forbidden.  How do you respond?  Here, some Wise Readers’ reactions—and what to do about a question with so much power to wound: 

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